For a Minute I Lost Myself

Hi.

Lovely weather we have been having

Today I ate a black bean and pepper jack cheese quesadilla.

I don't like black beans

I liked the quesadilla.

Funny how those things work out.

I never work out.

Its not that I'm against it, I really have no feelings about it at all.

I say this stupid little thing like,

"Real men get buff without going to the gym."

But it doesn't mean anything.

It's just what I say.

I don't know why, it's not even funny.

I cut one of my nails too short today.

It was my right thumb.

The thumb I use to hit the space bar.

It's uncomfortable.

Each time I hit the return key,

That's one less time I have to hit the space bar.

This blog sucks.

Raise your hand if you are reading.

That sounds depressing, but it's not how it was intended.

I'm happy in general.

I like that only a few people read this.

Keeps it intimate.

Hello you.

I know exactly who you are.

I imagine all 5 of us sitting in a circle.

And I am talking in a very quiet, calming voice.

We are in the very same classroom in which I attended kindergarten.

But there are no desks, only a large round rug.

We sit Native American style.

I address Benjamin.

"Hey man I'm excited for summer."

and

"Dude! I'm pretty positive I'm going to THE Lost Finale Party in LA. I have a ticket. I'm going to see if maybe I can get you one. The cast is going to be there and everything, it's quite a big deal."

Then back to everyone.

I am going to try to make an effort to consider updating this thing more often.

But no promises.

Did you ever read the book

But No Elephants!

?

Where do you put the question mark?

But No Elephants!? no

But No Elephants!...? no

Anyways, a good book from my childhood.

I am exhausted.

Goodnight everyone.